NPM 25

Why do you throw your receipts in the garbage?

So no one will find them in the recycling.

You do know that there’s not really any valuable information on those, right?

Yes, but I don’t want my stalker to see them.

Oh yeah? How’s he doing?

Okay. Even though he doesn’t know where I’m going.

I guess not, just where you’ve been.

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