Hello. I’ve missed you.

I was looking for jobs today
when I saw an ad on the Craigslist
seeking an “Infant Teacher”
and immediately thought
of a baby wearing a mortarboard.

But like the grizzled veteran
with the shoulder holster
in the buddy cop movie,
I’m getting too old for this job.

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