Epiphone of an Emo Cook

Life is like sharp cheddar cheese.

No matter how much care you take

to produce discreet uniform slices

it will still crumble in your hands

the second you get a handle on it.

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Also, I feel it’s worth reminding the world about my greatest accomplishment ever.

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