Category Archives: Mistranslations

Because I Like ’em. Mistranslations. National Poetry Month – Day 10 of 30

Here’s day four of mistranslations.

Two essential elements of a plan failed:

agent failed to restore one aim [erased]
the air raid that failed flattened the area

A result of this failure is clear:
nobody strips me off from this earth.

More Mistranslations. National Poetry Month – Day 9 of 30

Here’s day two of mistranslations, this one with a very strange appearance by Akira.

According to the place,
a finger was broken at a fast rate
and was corrupted.

She resisted the first attack
before she was troubled with the subject of Akira.

I know that a rule tells you not to put a personal opinion into it,

however,
for recognizing the existence of a victim,
I can think about nothing which is still appropriate

and I stand on the body and I speak the joke that is bad taste.

It receives the reality that is what this planet became.

It’s Time for Mistranslations. National Poetry Month – Day 7 of 30

Yesterday I said I tried a writing prompt. It yielded a lot of material, which I sadly can’t show you. I did, however, run that material through an online translator, so for the next five days you’re getting remixes. Enjoy!

[Patient #1]
It seems to be a sound of a helicopter, a right?

[appearing don’t have Patient #2]
Precisely.
You can hear them by a movie.

I talk about something which is impossible,
which should multiply a thing of the alliance

—do it
(and do it)—

please like it.

I know a sound of a ball leaving a park in the middle of June,
but I don’t know a sound of no ball leaving a park either,

but it is a sound of a kind disappointing that I don’t hear it.
You don’t obtain it here.

 

The emails: spamscams

Friend that dear,

I am Emelia, Mrs. Brown.
I put on the damage by time.

It is 68 years old, and
a cancer of the lungs–

which similarly affected
my condition from my brain–

by all indications really
deteriorates me from U.S.A.

The reason is because
the stage which is elaborate

and doesn’t tear off
told me that I mustn’t live

for the next two months.
According to my doctor,

I arrived at the stage
which isn’t very good.

The emails: spamscams

This email uses a company statement above and an invitation to
negotiate
I take several years and we accumulated very valuable experience of
our business
and we are proud of what we insist unless we are inferior to that
thing
We look for the reliable people which can act as a position of our
customer
and the receiving payment agent which will act as a position of the
media reach
among us in an area of a district you have exclusive relations with
one another

Build-It-Yourself Solar Panel Guides

It is the solar panel guide,
which is easier than you may think.
Build it to make house
energy solution of your own.

As for the better thing, these,
guiding it is it to be able to be found
easily online.
All which is demanded from you

is voluntary will.
To bring these guides
for a little good use of heavy labor,
you build a solar panel system

of your own from one of the guides
who are these uses first by a beginning;
if is ready, as for the best method to begin,
there is a system for your finance,

and little studies to find.
Whether it is necessary,
it is suitable of energy.
Fortunately, there are a lot of big websites

and a lot of reliable information
to offer a useful review too,
if you need a small light person stab.
A package of education, probably,

to get up with video instructions
of one step one step,
whether you are a DIY beginner
is the best thing you put together.

These videos are ideal
if you often are just begun
by a lot of corners,
so that you can watch

all who need it, whom you know.
Nothing is left for imagination.
Similarly, I am big;
most better guides delete

an unconditional repayment guarantee
and when it thinks about many products
not having such a guarantee
because of too much in a house energy market.

It (Please be careful about it)
is a guarantee of quality of I mark.
If you work on a budget, build yourself.
A solar panel guide offers information

about how a project should be reduced.
Actually, these guides offer value
to balance with, really, either expenditure.
When they think about that

commercial solution of 2000,
that system resembles tens of thousands of dollars,
and, therefore, you can break your bank
if you search the best business for a part!

Besides, I auction off online services,
and it can be bought on eBay,
and other reliable retailers, easily.
An item such as the the other photovoltaic cell

that it can be found in your local hardware store,
most of these components. Energy bills
of your every month got together,
and it was able to be reduced

as soon as you installed solar panel
of a house of your own. I succeeded
in enlarging a system; that was enough.
He brought the basic knowledge

that increased and though I completely went
to the use that some people were good,
I am supported by excellence,
and please make a solar panel guide

in yourself, and you can
finally use energy of the sun
without driving it into bankruptcy.
Thus please begin what you wait for today!

Because I love Yellow

— from “Paterson,” by William Carlos Williams

Because an opening is surely an end,
we go over complexity and know nothing.

It is pure and simple,
but I am the same at about one bit–
the end–

and it is an opening because it exchanges it.