Tag Archives: Humor

There’s Waldo!

This was passed along to me by a friend. Thought it was too good not to give it some retail space up here on the internetz. Enjoy the literary punny.

waldo quote

Magnetic Haiku

For Christmas I got a magnetic poetry set. As my refrigerator is already covered with magnetic monsters, a giant mustache, and another set of magnetic poetry. I decided these guys should go on the white board in my office. It’s a fun game to play in the morning when I’m still shaking the sleep out of my brain. Plus, it’s fun to share. I plan on doing a whole series of these. Hope you enjoy.

Daily Haiku

I laugh with my fiends
you investigate my breath
I am still on weed.

Adventures in Tutoring

Hi. I haven’t posted in a while. Sorry.

So, I’ve been tutoring this kid for a couple years. The other day I was encouraging my student to do some writing, so I decided to write with him to teach by example and keep from distracting him.

So I asked him to give me a prompt. Now, he has learned that Batman is kinda my favorite, because . . . well, he’s the Goddamn Batman and he runs around Batmanning the hell out of Gotham City. What’s not to like?

My kid though, he’s a Spider-Man fan, so he tell me I have to write an essay about how Batman sucks. Here it is, reproduced in its entirety for your enjoyment (Warning: leave your rational brain out of this, please). Continue reading