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Bumper Sticker

Jesus wasn’t old enough
to run for President.

Venn Diagram

If you were resurrected from the dead
and your goal is to convert as many mindless followers as possible

you are a Zombie.

If your goal is to convert as many mindless followers as possible
and if the local townspeople fear and revere you

you are Dracula.

If the local townspeople fear and revere you
and if you were resurrected from the dead

you are Frankenstein’s Monster.

And if you are at the intersection
of this unholy trinity

you are Jesus Christ.